3-in-1 Super Mini Micro Digital Spy Camcorder, Digital Camera & WebCam!
Instant negotiating leverage – Your demands will never be taken lightly again!
I’ve had enough of the verbal abuse my boss heaps on me every time I step foot in his stinkin ornate office with any kind of request – it violates the friendly working conditions set out on the OSHA sign hanging in the breakroom. I just need some kind of documented evidence and I just know he’ll go from predator to pet in a heartbeat.
Which is why I’m preparing a full-scale sting operation designed to bring the heat on his benighted behind, and have him squirming on his oversized and plush chair/throne.
When I enter his private realm to request paternity leave in preparation for the birth of my daughter, I’m taking along the Digital Concepts micro digital camera/camcorder/webcam to capture the deluge of invective and slander that is sure to be directed my way. I’m debating whether to take a low-tech approach, letting the viewfinder peek out of a slit in my shirt, or going all covert-ops and specially outfitting my briefcase for true, James Bond style undercover work.
Here’s the way I expect it to play out. He launches into his tirade, I grin and bear it til he’s through, then offer him a second chance to accede to my demands. Which, of course, he won’t do. Then I post the video on youtube.com, and notify the federal agencies that deal with this stuff.
When his overworked assistant sends him a link, he begins an expedited journey through the five stages of grief, starting out with denial (“This can’t be happening to me!”). Next comes anger (“A recording from my office?! My inner sanctum? AAAaaarrrrhhhh…”), bargaining (“I’ll change the toilet paper in the employees bathroom to 3 ply…”), depression (“Hold my calls for the next week”), and finally acceptance. At which point he offers to meet all my demands, and throw in a chunk of the company to boot.
The micro digital camcorder: Best friend to the little guy.
- 3-in-1: Digital Camera, Video, PC-Web
- Compact Size
- Built-in Microphone
- Digital Video resolution- 320x240pixels QVGA
- Digital Camera image size- 640x480pixels VGA
- Upload videos to Facebook, Youtube, Myspace and more
- Built-in SD RAM 16MB
- PC camera resolution – VGA/QVGA
- USB interface 1.1
- Snap ‘n Share software for managing and enhancing your photos, printing, sending photos by e-mails and much more.
- WebCam Express software allows you to use your camera as a PC camera to create AVI videos or for Video Conferencing and Instant Messaging.
- Continuous shooting
- Requires 2 AAA batteries
- Product Width: 1.8 inches
- Product Height: 3.8 inches
- Digital Video Camera with USB Connection-Peg
- USB Cable
- Snap ‘n Share Software
- Camera Driver CD
- User Manual
- 1 Year Warranty
Condition: Brand New
Warranty: 1 Year
Manufacturer: Micro Concept